By MrFlare in Mr. Flare Illuminates
How little must the Cap think of me that the only outlet for contributing on his website I’m allowed to have is this ranting column. Even now, as he watches me type this one keystroke at a time with my head, the look of bewilderment and amusement on his face is tinged with an air of superiority. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! Chrome-faced panzy.
You want me to talk jive? I’ll talks some jive. I’ll talk jive like you’ve never seen! In this column I’ll be writing about things that annoy me, things that annoy me because you’re annoyed by them as well as things that should annoy everybody. Hopefully it will relate to skepticism. And if you don’t like it, well… you know where the light switch is at. Bring it on!