Captain Disillusion

@BadAstronomer I think we both know which it is and were instructed to KEEP QUIET ABOUT IT.

Fri Dec 06 16:24:59 +0000 2013
I've ordered a new, medium-sized greenscreen. For those times when I don't need a big greenscreen, but a smaller greenscreen just won't do.

Wed Dec 04 13:05:50 +0000 2013
DIY Tip: Chinese food containers actually unfold into inefficient, messy, odd things that resemble an insane person's drawing of a plate.

Tue Dec 03 00:42:52 +0000 2013
1111 followers - make a wish! (That wish is not statistically any more likely to come true than a wish made at other times.)

Sun Nov 24 16:55:02 +0000 2013
Shattered YouTube player pixels are really tough to vacuum out of the carpet.

Sat Nov 23 18:14:09 +0000 2013
The other hand, for the sake of completeness. https://t.co/BQiFKndRP4

Tue Nov 19 02:16:14 +0000 2013
Ready, set, debunk! https://t.co/Ryz58PuTx2

Tue Nov 19 02:08:22 +0000 2013
@mikeseymour Hi Mike, I deconstruct VFX of viral videos with a humorous spin and my last vid got 1mil hits in 4 days! http://t.co/Gtqod0RXSY

Wed Nov 13 12:38:37 +0000 2013
Observation of the month. http://t.co/HTvSdZkm2X

Wed Nov 13 01:38:58 +0000 2013
Wow, one thousand views! (I'm not great at math.)

Tue Nov 12 02:49:28 +0000 2013
@ClassicBrend I'll believe it when I see it :)

Mon Nov 11 20:07:44 +0000 2013
Visual effects are for nerds. Nerds like *us*.

Mon Nov 11 20:02:12 +0000 2013
Look at that handsome weirdo featured on the @YouTube G+ page. http://t.co/kUGaQMav75

Sun Nov 10 19:34:30 +0000 2013
Tech trivia: yesterday's episode is the first of my videos to be presented in 1080p and color-graded in DaVinci Resolve.

Fri Nov 08 18:02:24 +0000 2013
@GeorgeToGo Thanks!

Fri Nov 08 01:28:31 +0000 2013
Over 6,000 views in the first 9 hours? You all, collectively, humble me. Thank you.

Thu Nov 07 21:16:13 +0000 2013
Your secret inner prayers have been answered. My new video is here! And it's a goodie. Miss Ping Debunk: http://t.co/F8Sw56B45C

Thu Nov 07 12:15:03 +0000 2013
[Outraged, shame-soliciting retweet preceded by sarcastic remark] “@BrianDunning: {something that provokes outrage and controversy]”

Wed Nov 06 00:12:59 +0000 2013
...Just kidding! I mean, I'd have to be a crazy person to do something like that.

Mon Aug 26 12:35:48 +0000 2013
BUT that unfollower will be criticized in my name & shame blog campaign until such time that all people are followed by all other people...

Mon Aug 26 11:21:26 +0000 2013